In Harrison Bergeron's world everyone is handicapped, and considering what my handicaps would be is a strange thought. First off, as a musician I would probably be given handicaps while playing. Probably something that makes it harder for my fingers to move, or make it harder to breath while playing. I've always considered myself as "rebel rouser" you know that person who really fights for an opinion? I would probably have an ear piece for that, to keep my rebellious thoughts away. As well as a voice inhibitor of some sort to keep me from voicing my opinions. Assuming that they pose ice skating as similar to dancing, I'd be weighted when I skate. Beyond that who knows what kind of madness Diane Moon Glomper would come up with.
Katie! You would clearly have a lot of handicaps because you are so fabulous! You probably could have a mouth brace too so you couldn't smile.. just saying. And I didn't know you ice skate- why are you so cool?
ReplyDeleteMaybe for a handicap for your ice-skating it would be ice-skates that heat up the blade when you skate so it melts the ice and you can't skate easily.
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